why do guys scratch their balls in public

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ishgabibbles2.0, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    it doesnt bother me much when dudes scratch like that in public. I am usually one to say oh ya buddy its still there, hasnt gone anywhere. that usually embarrasses the poor dude doing the scratching.

    speaking of balls and scratching in public, why is it that rappers hold their balls all the time?
     
  2. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    its the only way they can get people to look at their crotch
     
  3. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    Must have a pretty small package to have to draw attention there :D
     
  4. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    The crotch region of your pants is a convenient place to hold them when they begin falling off as well. Sometimes I go out without my belt and walk around the grocery store looking like my little friend needs a long hug...... In reality it's just easier than holding one pant leg while the other side droops. haha
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this is pure speculation, but i've always assumed it has to do with holding up the pants that are 6 inches too big in the waist.



    edit: my theory has been confirmed by tcf! [​IMG]
     
  6. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    lol you are too cute chaos!
     
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Because they can't reach them with their tongue.
     
  8. kinulpture

    kinulpture Member

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    i`m glad you mentioned rappers doing this, dust. cuz i was fixin to. & it`s not just rappers, it`s wannabe thugs, etc.. please note all, what i`m bout to say before i`m judged prejudice, but blacks seem more to do this than whites. please be aware that blacks (who do`nt do it), comment on this too. quite honestly if i were to do it i`d get arrested. & i have a friend who was also white sitting right beside me who did it & we both got kicked out of extra work in a film. actually i didn`t actually see him do it. he sometimes has older jeans & he may well have had trouble with them. the casting director was kinda weird anyway. maybe he was jealous of us or something.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Thats why I like loose unders...nothing gets stuck...and if it does you just need to do a little jiggle or take a wider step :cool:
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    48 year old white guy standing there holding his balls still holds a certain stigma, eh?
     
  11. kinulpture

    kinulpture Member

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    i just like 2 keep my privates private
     
  12. wally m

    wally m 14

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    I scratch mine when the itch, unless I'm someplace where it would be just rude. But sometimes I get a boner and it needs to be adjusted.
     
  13. 90 paces west

    90 paces west Member

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    Actually, I find girls with their boobs almost falling out of their tops more offensive then a guy doing a quick scratch....


    That's just me.
     
  14. wally m

    wally m 14

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    :eek:
     
  15. kinulpture

    kinulpture Member

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    nothing wrong w/ an adjustment once in awhile. most of the time i try to find a private place to do this. but then again, that might seem weird to some. cuz it would appear i`m doing something worse than scratching. but then wouldn`t scratching imply cooties?
     
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