I just swallowed a stapler pin!!

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  1. Naruto

    Naruto Member

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    It's my regular bad habit to put stapler pins and play around with it in my mouth. While doing the same today, I absent-mindedly swallowed it ! However i don't feel anything in my throat or body. Will it cause any risk or problem? Do i need to see a doc?
     
  2. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Does it have the legs sticking out, or is it folded/stapled?

    I'd be kind of worried about, hope you are OK.
     
  3. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    just swallow a cotton ball and you'll be fine.
     
  4. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Or some sulphuric acid, that'll dissolve it.
     
  5. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    ^ Best advice.


    Anyway OP, sit back, relax and take comfort in the knowledge that I lol'd at the title! :cheers2:

    Awesome.
     
  6. european

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    Isnt a stapler pin a staple ?
     
  7. McLeodGanja

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    You could try eating a fuck load of bread.
     
  8. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    no, they have to eat one of these:
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  9. McLeodGanja

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  10. [BDM]Starscream

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    lmao, what a story to wake up to. This just set the mood for my entire day.
     
  11. bekyboo52

    bekyboo52 52~unknown~52

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    no. i wouldn't see a doctor but just wait 8 hours for it to go out the natural way....if you get pains in your tummy then i'd go to the doctor.
     
  12. McLeodGanja

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    I wouldn't recommend this as part of your "staple" diet....
    :smilielol5:
     
  13. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Shhhh...


    Use a magnet? I don't know if they're magnetic or not.
     
  14. european

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    How many plastic staples have you ever used ?
     
  15. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    You'd be surprised! :D
     
  16. european

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    I would if I existed.
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    When they say staple foods, they do not mean this! No no! Naughty!

    I think if I were you, I'd at least call the doctor or emergency room and see what they think. Was the staple open? I can't imagine that would feel too good.
     
  18. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Don't be silly!

    Take the acid!

    I've heard it helps.
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

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    I'm sorry, but you will die.
     
  20. LauraMay

    LauraMay Rainbow Humper

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    My first subscibed thread! :D

    I'm sorry to hear about the stapler pin, by the way :(
     

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