So who else...

Needs to get laid?

:/

 

I'm a virgin.

so, yeah.

 

I probably do

 

to be fair, OP is a chick

so OP would have an easy time of this.

 

this guy

 

I'm good, thanx

 

The bull has been smelling the cow asses a whole lot lately for some reason on the field next door.

 

i wouldn`t mind it.

 

Meh.

I have a back massager.

It works well enough.

(this is coming from someone currently in an abstinent relationship)

 

No I reproduce without sex.
something you silly humans can't understand.

 

moi.
Its been two weeks. Will prolly be another two weeks.
I cant wait.

 

It's been 6 months for me!

x__x

 

sheesh.
That sucks. I went 3 months and I thought I was gonna die.

I keep telling myself I'm gonna be celibate, but I cant do it. Every time he calls, I come.
I wish I had some self control when it comes to him.

 

You're a fox. Go meet yourself someone special.

As for me, I'm a tease.

 

You could always just walk outside and demand sex from the first man you see.

 

Been a while here too but i should get some sooner or later.

 

We could get to know each other. I travel west.

Like my hero, wukong.

That was a chinese lit joke. Drives girls wild. :biggrin:

 

Boys think its easy to get dick.
'lessun you a ho, it aint easy.

 

not me. things are on the up and up...up.

 

Mine isn't. But I'm on a spiritual quest to find my dream girl.