Cold nights and hard nipples

Ever had them peak out at the wrong time due to cold???

 

They're little gifts from heaven.

 

no, can't say that's been a problem

spontaneous erections on the other hand.

 

yes, i've had cold-hardened nipples. no, it was never the wrong time, as i don't think having hard man-nipples really affects anything and thus there is no right or wrong time for such a phenomenon.

 

Yes, but it also makes me mole hairs stand on end too...

 

That's why I wear slightly padded bras and sleep alone.

 

I do sometimes

 

I absolutely hate that shit.
Random hardons can be quite embarrassing
especially when you have a good amount to cover up

 

Every time I feel that certain tingle in my balls, I know an erection will surely ensue.. It's soooooo embarrassing...

 

the math class hardon we have all had

"mister <lastname> could you please come up to the board and show us how you arrived at that answer?"

"um.... no, no I can't....."

 

well duh, boars aren't meant to do math

i think you need like an abacus or something

 

Never had that certain ball tingle
lol

 

smartass.

 

Oh, well than that leaves the obvious...My balls must be extremely manly...I can smell the musk of them already...


One of my boobs is bigger than the other, so one nipple is in a different location then the other...

 

YES !!! lol