i think i have made a terrible mistake

ok so for those that dont know i broke things off with the older woman a while ago. now usually my routine after a relationship is at least 4 months of mindless sex with many partners. but i was left fairly unsatisfied with the relationship i had ended... well im rambling.

the mistake started a few weeks ago. i met this girl (19), and i thought she was kind of cute, so i turned on the charm, and well we only hung out twice, and she was giving all the signs that she wanted to date me (seriously guys, i wouldnt have even had to be remotely intuitive. it was really that obvious) so basically i made a move. and now i have a new girlfriend. but immediately after the dating was initiated, i got this sinking feeling in my stomach, the kind you get before a disaster happens, comparable with old people and precipitation.

so basically the situation is this: im dating a girl that i think is cute, cute. as in the longer i hung out with her the more she reminded me of a 14 yr old emotionally (clumsy with a capital F). she is a virgin, surprise! oh boy... here we go again(terrible kisser, has no rhythm). and boy is she a talker talker talker. and she has all these things about her that suddenly remind me of brittany, you know the psycho that i was dating when i joined the HF's. honestly guys and gals, im terrified that i have done a terrible thing.

 

Run away!!!!!!!!!
I cant stand annoying bitches.

 

i know, but its actually more complicated than that. im was acquaintances, he thinks friend, with her brother, and the family knows a bunch of, well bikers and cops. and theyve used those connections before. oh no what have i done?

 

damn. well, seems the only option now is to either marry her, go into the witness protection program or die.
They cant hurt ya if they cant find ya.
Do the respectable thing and knock her up and leave her for her sister.
You're already in deep shit right? Go out with a bang.

 

Turn off the charm and turn on the crazy. Tank and make her run away screaming.

 

tell her your old girlfriend gave you herpes and you just found out...she will dump you........

 

Leave nooooow.lol.really.

 

Or just fuck her and make her change..

 

Your complaining about a virgin?

Buddy you should just fuck this chick a couple times. Then she'll be all over your dick, it'll be like sex 24/7

Besides she'll stop liking you eventually if you just slowly start pissing her off.

 

yes im complaining about a virgin. first off, she isnt enlightened to to joys of sex. so its gonna take a little bit of work. then once i do it more than likely will not be "like sex 24/7". and if it is, that means that i need to train her so, like, i can get off. everything, positions, feelings, are new and strange to her. and for at least a few months the sex will be terrible, youll be having alot of bad sex, whoopie.

i like a girl that knows what she is fucking doing. trust me, im not thrilled by the idea of virgins. just sounds like work to me

 

I think it would be ridiculous not to end it now. Tell her you have a lot of things going on and that you just can't be in a relationship right now "It's not you, it's me" - keep it nice, it shouldnt be that big a problem. and you should not stick it out if you already hate her.

 

i wouldnt say i hate her. she just is slightly annoying at times. ill just give it a month or 2 thats enough time to "come to a final conclusion" yea that will work. maybe she will run out of things to say.

 

i dunno, whats in it for you if you do that? i tend to think if things arent great from the start, its only downhill from there. sure you can give it more time but, the longer you wait the harder it is to break it off.

 

The best way is to just piss her off and make her break up with you.

 

Bring out the douchebaggery!!!
Tell her you like to pitch for the other team.

 

Oh man... Girls like that are fuckin bad news. I think waiting 2 months or so like you said is a good idea. Maybe things will change, and if not.. then just tell her you're not really ready for this kinda thing yet. Ugh... good luck. You're gonna need it.

 

He's just not that into you.............

 

Yank off your beanbag ASAP

 

i deserve that. youre right i sound like a pussy. this will be eradicated

 

just break it off with her.. gently tell her you had things go on recently that made you jump into the relationship.. and then just don't say anything else.. preferably do this somewhere where you can leave.. and don't have to have her leave