The worst Pick up lines...

Do ya wanna fuck or should I apologize?

 

you must be tired because you've been running threw my mind all day

how did you get that bruise on your head

i dont know

must have happened when you feel from the sky

 

wow! hahaha ! thats a good one...lol very creative :sunglasse gotta give him credit for comin up with that one...

 

you have nice legs, what time do they open?


come on

 

hehehe ... that reminds me of Charlie, a friend from high school.. he'd go up to girls at a party and say "wanna fuck ?" he said 9 times outta 10 he got slapped, but that 10th one was worth the 9 slaps. LOL

 

that is a good one....I had to think about it

dont want to answer too fast!

 

Holy shit, that ACTUALLY works?!?!?! wha...i gotta try this some more!!!!

 

This one is set to fail but still funny:
-If i stuck my dick in Ajax would you suck it? (No) Dirty Cocksucker!
-That's an ugly shirt. Take it off
-You can tickle my pickle for a nickle
-Gaurantees a slap: You look easy and make me hard. Opposites attract.
-When I was little I used to love to play doctor. Playing doctor is for kids, Let's play gynecologist
-I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
-My name's [guy's name] but my friends call me Doug that's god spelt backwards with "U" in the middle
-Let's make like squirrels and bust-a-nut
-If I jumped on your back would you beat me off?
-Do you have a saddle? Cause I'm gonna ride you all night
-Does this taste funny? (whips it out)
-First, I'd kiss your lips then I'd move up to your belly button
-Your rubber, I'm glue. No matter what you say I'll fuck you.
-Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Well my name's [name]
-You will fuck me (do Jedi mind trick)
-Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
-can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch).
-Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
-I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
-There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
-You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
-Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
-Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
-I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
-(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
-Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
-If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
-I know I can't have your cherry, but can I get the box it came in?
-I know you are vegetarian but would you make an exception for my meat?
-Dont you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks? (Yup) In that case mind if I check your oil level?
And ther is tons more where that came from

 

haha, are these all the ones you've tried

 

I only tried a few of those but my friends tried most of them

 

haha im scared to ask which ones you tried

 

And ther is tons more where that came from[/QUOTE]
those were awesome! lol hahah i want more!!!
i liked the one where u look down and say " its not gonna suck itself..." hahah id so give head for that...lol

 

ive actually heard this one before

baby im no fred flinstone, but i can make your Bedrock

 

When I was like 15 my friends and I used to have a contest to see who could pick up a girl w/ the worst line.
The Winner
Guy: Hey nice watch.
Girl: Thanks
Guy:Speaking of watches I been watchin you all night.

This actually worked

 

heres the question...was it said seriously or jokingly??? cus idk, i was thinkin about this thread, and if i was a girl, which i am haha, and i was told one of these pickup lines , if it was said in a joking manner then the guy would prolly have me only for the fact that he has a sense of humor...now SERIOUS idk...lol does anyone else agree with me???

 

aahahha... time to call the cops. fucking stalkers.

 

(acts like he's looking for something)

wait, wait, i dropped something...
My jaw!

 

Two for ya:


You: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Her: No

You: Neither do I, but at least it breaks the ice

And this is the best one:

Lick your finger, and touch her on the shoulder, then say

"Tch, let's get you out of these wet things......."

 

aw...thats cute and goofy ! lol

 

I know I'm not the best looking person here, but I'm the only one talking to you!