Girlfriend's vagina issue. Damn.

nvm

 

awesome.

 

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good luck

 

Ew lmao. You ate her out? How long did you do it and how did you keep a straight face? lol

 

Dear new father marblegallery,

Thank you for mating with another nasty girl to make nasty kids. Now my kids will have to deal with kids who have smelly vaginas...

I had the same problem. It is usually their diet and how much they exercise. Make her take vitamins and move more during the day. quit eating nasty stuff, etc..

 

I lol'd.

Vaginas aren't really supposed to smell like roses, and it definitely varies throughout the month (sometimes my gf's scent can really turn me on, but other times it's a little too strong), but if it's that bad, there's a problem.

You gotta be straight up with her, but tactful. Like instead of saying "you've got one stanky ass taco", you could say "you know, it's a little strong down there." Try to get her fresh out of the shower and if it's still that bad, well, I'm sorry. Lol.

 

this thread makes me more cautious of vagina

 

Ha! Yeah good luck

 

if she has signs of HPV, chances are, your now infected........... did you know before you shoved your face in there???

tell her to douche that shit.

 

No, you're a **** for assuming she was taking her pills daily. You're as much a fucking idiot.

 

I'll pray for you. What you just described sounded exactly like the Long Beach Jail.

I'm gonna let you in on a little trick I do. Next time you get hot and heavy with a girl, FIRST thing you do is work your way with your hand to the treasure box and start fingering her, if your finger hasn't melted off or dissolved, casually bring it up and run it passed your nose. If your eyes don't start watering due to toxic smell, I would assume it is okay to continue on.

Trust me, I did the same thing and this info was passed on to me by my brother. That last thing you want is to be paying child support to some girl you are not going to stay with. On top of that, the judge may make you pay extra when he gets a whiff of her just for maintenance of that smelly fucker.

As far as the HPV, good chance you may have gotten the bug, go get checked out by a doctor. Wear a raincoat next time, especially if it smells like something from resident evil.

 

Nope, she's definitely 90% more so the idiot since she's the one that's supposed to take the pills. I'll give him the other 10% because apparently she's the untrustworthy type that he needs to constantly ask because she "forgets." So he should have asked. I would love to know the other type of stuff she forgets if she forgets something as important as that.

 

As you should be, friend. As you should be.

 

lmao, ok, vana.

sometimes i wonder why people on here are so hostile to people they know nothing about.


yeah i agree i could of been much more careful. and shes not really a dumb ****, i was just doing a little writing is all.

i am aware of this finger method, as it seems it would be common sense, but i just wanted to give her an orgasm and i figured i could handle it down there. she told me she has only had someone else make her orgasm once, and that was when someone was eating her out.

i actually brought the issue up after i made this thread. she was just at the gynecologist maybe 3 weeks ago and she was fine, besides the signs of hpv her doc mentioned. she does have a really shitty diet, eating fast food/freezer food constantly. she has personally told me she loves chicken..and cheese. i think i have found the reason. and plus, she isn't all that active. i am pushing for her to work out with me and to stop with all the fast food.

now i can only hope and pray she isn't pregnant, for we are only 17.

 

Hahahaha

This made me laugh so much, I'm sorry. Not at your predicament but just how you wrote it.

1. You likely have HPV. Unfortunately you'll never know unless you break out in genital warts or you give it to someone else. Even with a condom you would have still gotten it if she has it.

2. Make sure she washes regularly (no douching) even skipping one day will make a vag rank. Have her consume more fruit/fruit juice was well.

3. If you don't want a kid wear a condom. Especially if she is sneaky like that.

 

You're fucking pathetic...aparently you are "forced" to settle for smelly dumb **** gf as you so lovingly put it. Move on, is it that hard?

oh and if it smells that bad chances are she has an infection of some sort...nice work casanova lol

 

This thread delivers.

 

next time pinch your nose with a clothespin and dive back in...

 

A young woman who doesn't take proper hygenic care of her vagina.
A young woman who suspects that she might have an STD.
A young woman who forgets to take birth control pills.

A wise young man would choose to avoid sex with that woman.
A wise young man might seek a different woman.
If something (like pregenency or ..) happens in the future, it will be the young man's fault as much as the woman's. He was warned!

Be smart!