Sweet, sweet revenge.

Eliot:

At first glance you're somewhat funny, intellectual, and mannered. Then you speak, and you do speak a lot. They say, "Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one". Well I say, you're an idiot. After I read your roast of me, I decided I had to return the favor. I shyed down from the challenge at first. I've never pre-written anything comical before, but I figured I couldn't
have a bigger douche bag to practice with. So get ready bitch, cuz I'm taking you for a ride, and it's not one of those "mustache rides" you get from bird_migration either.

The one thing I'm not going to do, however, is tell you, you look like Howard Stern. He's a multimedia god, and you're a moronic goof. Aside from that, you know what he possesses that you don't? I want you to overlook the obvious things like good looks, intelligence, millions of dollars, and his own show. I'm talking about a winning personality. Talking to you is like
speaking with a corpse, only more onesided and less intelectual.

I must admit though, the women do flock to you. Although I hear that's a common thing for homosexuals. The only thing straight about you is your fashion sense, and that's due, mainly, to the fact that you have none. Red leather jacket? I know you want to be a rockstar, but from what era? What's next, are you going to ask playing tips from Orsino2? Now that I think about it, you might want to do that. If only you could play guitar as well as you play the skin flute.

Enough about your blatantly homosexual behavior, I think Juggz is getting a hard-on. Appearantly the boobie club doesn't do it for him. Lets talk about that god-awful natural that you have. I wanted to cut it while you slept, but I didn't know what endagered species have lodged themselves in that mess. I bet you could get that monstrocity to be deemed a "Wildlife Preserve". You better do something about that shit. Any longer or more mangy and it will look like Tree-Huggers legs. But, when your pants are locked up tighter than Fort Knox, I guess you have no reason to shave them anyway.

I had a lot more to say about you earlier, but interval_illusion is online and I've got an irrational fear of hall monitors. I'd like to say it's been fun, but there's no challenge in pointing out your downfalls. There are way too many to choose from. Remember, we 'burn' our friends, we 'flame' those who piss us off, but we only roast.........






the incredibly obnoxious

 

Fucking beautiful. I suppose we're even now, Face.

 

hahahahahaha that was great!you guys are too funny

 

Can I have a rost?

 

No.


But you can continue enjoying your mother's cock if you like.

 

My roast of Face:

http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33749&page=5&pp=10

 

but I didn't know what endagered species have lodged themselves in that mess

 

Yeah. Have all the rosts you want my friend?

 

The hell is a rost??

 

It's short for roster, he wants a baseball team to fuck him

 

Oh eliot wins

 

Duh.

 

As if I didn't know that before I even started writing. I'm no writer, but put him on the spot and watch him crumble like a bitch.

 

he crumbled like a bitch?

 

haha.

adam youre the best

 

So who gets the next roast? Olhippie?

 

I dunno. Those things are fucking hard to do, I think. That's probably the only one I'll do. I'll leave the rest to The Hair.

 

jesus, what is with you guys????

i am on adam's side - adam rocks x x x

 

i'm with the guy in your sigs side, who is he anyways?

 

he looks like edward whitehands