I love tits

I just love tits.

My cousin (who is female) keeps telling me that I'm always looking at girls tits when we're out. Today was nice an hot. I was out but all I noticed were tits. Beautiful tits it all shapes and sizes.

Even my current ex noticed. I don't even notice that I'm looking at them so much. We were walking down Oxford St in London once and she kicked me quite hard. I asked her why she kicked me and she said "I know your looking at her tits". I looked ahead and saw this gorgeous latino girl wearing this tight white top. Her breasts were full and round. She had huge erect nipples poking out too. They were simply fantastic. I just wanted to suck and squeeze them. Yummy.

 

I love my love of tits more than the tits themselves, I'm convinced.

 

Do you look at her tits too? She is probably jealous.
Yummy.

 

lol, he doesnt live in alabama, come on now.

but yes they are lovely, everyone loves them.

 

What about when girls are out in the cold and their tits get all firm with erect nipples? That gives me an instant erection.

I always get the horn this time of year. It's the summer. All the girls come out in full bloom

 

Tits and women are one of life's mysteries.
The best women don't tend to have the best tits.
And vice-versa.

Its a constant trade off and dillemna
Good tits and arguably curves.
Or good abs, arse, cheekbones.

Maybe its God's way of saying monogamy is for idiots..

I wonder how Leonardo da Vinci would have solved the problem..

 

Here I was thinking every woman looked like this:

 

Carmen Electra.I think she's got silicone.Those tits look too "round" to be natural.

Plus she must be living with an even bigger( ok *smaller*) dwarf than she is.Look at the distance from those pillows to the edge of the bed...

So if I fancy her does that mean I'll end up being called "midget-fucker"...?

 

i used to hate my own tits. got my nipples pierced and now i feel sexy and beautiful. husband digs them even more now too! ^_^

 

I hate mine.


I always check out guys' bums. My dad always laughs when he catches me...my mom offers to kidnap the guy for me. haha

 

rockin! :cheers2:

 

I'm breast obsessed!

 

If I spend my time at the gym wondering how to get my pecs bigger, is that the equivalent of "tits envy..."?

 

i don't know. possibly.

 

That's me, bum checker outter! :cheers2:

Guess I'm pretty happy with what nature gave me. They aren't large, but they're pretty spectacular anyways.

 

Tits!!!!!!!

 

Tits and bums...bums and tits..cleavage FTW!!

 

Ok so we have a new criteria?

- Nice legs
- Nice ass
- Nice... Shit I can't even remember the old one.
- Nice stomach
- Nice (big?) boobs
- Can not be fake

:cheers2:

I'm only (partly) joking. I know men are not this shallow (most of the time). I think this is the ultimate goal, and this + a good brain = life long happiness + :drool5:

 

Nice face.

 

Good surgeon.