Pregnant People

This guy will rape your kid.

I'll simply eat it.

Consider this before you choose your buyer.

 

Am I missing a joke?

 

I do not joke when it comes to the fragile underground human meat market.

I invest heavily in it and take it extremely seriously.

 

so, you don't play with your food?

 

No joke, darling.

 

yes, you are.

don't worry, goad them.

 

No time for games.

I loose resale value that way.

You wouldn't imagine the market there is for vomited human meat. Old people who have lost their dentures are all about it!

 

i will sure alert my grandmother of your dead-baby splendedness.

 

I lol'd.

 

I don't think she could afford it.

This is a very exclusive and highly diverse market.

 

mad cow disease is caused by cows eating cow brain


jacob kreutzfeld (I don't give a fuck about spelling) syndrome is caused by people eating people brains

they're essentially the same thing.

 

Well, the keyword there being "highly diverse".

 

Sorry but that's a very offensive thing to say. If you're being sarcastic, might wanna clarify. If not, you have a serious problem.

 

Yeah but when you call it mad cow disease people laugh at you.

 

Only amateurs eat the brain.

All the real flavor is in the spleen.

 

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor.

 

Welcome to the wonderful world of Vladimir Putin. :cheers2:

And now for something completely different..

 

You shouldn't use my full name like that on the internetz, brah.

I might want to get a job someday.

 

he's joking.

and rude happens here, it's RT.

wear your shin guards.

bovine spongiform encephalitis takes longer to type.

 

Is that a fact or something you decided in your own mind?