God? Mary gave birth to the Christ child. Even I knew that. If mary was carrying and God gained weight I'd be worried, especially if heaven got too heavy. If it's truly Omnipresent then he'll be pretty big. hahaha...
A pound of human flesh is about 15$ for African, yet you don't want that cause it might have the AIDS. It's free for Chinese female babies as long as you pay shipping, they there's usually not enough meat on the bones. European goes for over a 1000 per pound, kinda pricey but worth it. American flesh is practically given away for free. ...and destroyed.
I could give it to you, but then I could easily charge you a million dollar fee for it and you wouldn't be able to contest it in court. I wouldn't want to put you into eternal debt.
You're such a caring person! But, it's not eternal, I'm selling dignity on ebay, wouldn't take me long to pay off.
It's human nature folks. It's the reason you and I are here. Nothing to be freaked out about. I loved being pregnant and even more, I love the son I got out of it more than anything in the world.