the penis isn't a bone, is it?

lmfao

 

Yeah, that was the first oldest artifact fossil they found in the Middle East. An old piece of dried up bone dick...

 

found it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

 

The penis isn't a bone, but it is called a boner at times.lol

 

omg rly?
:iamwithstupid:

 

Perhaps even older than that is a nursery rhyme from my childhood:

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor doggie a bone

When she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.

 

Funny

....

 

i have a bone in my leg

 

Speaking of Boners,

Back when I was a cop in New Orleans I found this young man sleeping on the wharf. Woke him up to make him move on, but since he was not the usual old derelict guy sleeping in doorways, I thought it prudent to frisk him for any weapons.

Gave him a pat down and backed away, telling him to hand over the knife. He said "I don't have a knife." I said, "The one in your front pocket." :toetap05:



Uh, he didn't have a knife.

 

Bwahahahaha! You used your badge to cop a feel...

 

Lol thats funny. I guess he really liked the way u frisked him.