I agree with the dirty fellow - magazine isn't overly descriptive, I'm sure you could've given us more than that.
If he doesn't post anything here, and he responds to my e-mail, I'll just give the description here for him.
Actually, I'd like to write for 'a magazine', but I have another commitment right now. I'm the speech writer for George Bush.
George Bush doesn't give too many speeches these days, to my knowledge. Maybe he gives speeches at home for his mom and dad and you're still writing those. For which I commend you.
Ha, George Bush is actually going on tour to do speechs and stuff. I remember reading an article about it because he was charging a ridiculous amount of money. Should be entertaining stuff.
Yeah, Georgie Boy gets $12,000, maybe $15,000 or so a speech, but being retired he only does one every couple weeks. He pays me off in crack or, every now and then, a freebie with Connie Rice or one a his other house niggers. Ain't no shortage a action in Crawford TX. Let me know what you thing of my work: ***************************** "Mah Fellow Americans. Ah am sharin the podium tonight with William Jefferson Clinton. You all remember Bill, and let me tell you, we share a great tradition. Bill used the Lincoln bedroom of the White House in the proud traditon of John Kennedy, Judith Exner and Mary Myers. "Now, the constitution being what it is, I am prohibited from getting elected a third time, so I find myself a private citizen again, just another poor taxpayer here in Texas. And, what with Ms Clinton being called to public duty again, Bill is back in Washington for the most part, and I understand that when he's not on speaking tour he's having a good time hanging out there at the YWCA, observing the swimming pool there. "On to current events. You may have heard some bad press lately about a fellow world leader during my period in office, Kim Jong Il. You may have even heard how I removed his country from the U.S. sanctioned country list in October 2008. Now, I don't want you to get upset, but it so happens that since then, Kim has exploded a little, bitty, teeny A-bomb that don't hardly work right. That's nothin. We got that much explosive power many times over. And them missiles of his, they can hardly even get pointed in the right direction as far as Japan. So when I tell you you got nothin to worry about, you can believe you got nothing to worry about. "Ah got a little poker game goin tonight with Jeb and some of the guys from Halliburton, so ah want to thank you all for comin out tonight. God bless you and God bless America." (Note: See http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0502/S00073.htm. Boys will be boys.)
