funny story.

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  1. i forget my name

    i forget my name Member

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    this one time me and my friend (a girl) were playing super smash bros.
    and i chose kirby and she chose peach. then we were fighting
    and i did that move where kirby sucks them in.
    and she said " you stole my virginity! i mean identity..." i was all "um...:confused:" and coughed.
    it was funny she started blushing.
    makes me wonder what she was thinking about...
     
    i forget my name, Mar 20, 2009
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  3. theish

    theish Member

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    whoa.. That's strange lol... Super Smash Brothers is a good game though . lol
     
    theish, Mar 20, 2009
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  5. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    Freudian slip!
     
    PurpByThePound, Mar 20, 2009
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    i forget my name Member

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    lol. i always found those interesting.
     
    i forget my name, Mar 21, 2009
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  9. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    So what's the rest of the story?

    You put it in her pooper, yeah?
     
    toolmaggot, Mar 23, 2009
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  11. i forget my name

    i forget my name Member

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    sadly no... we began to drift apart after a while.
     
    i forget my name, Mar 25, 2009
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  13. Terryboy

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    aww... no pooper...
     
    Terryboy, Apr 17, 2009
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  15. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Dude, she wanted to fuck you. You totally missed that opportunity.
     
    Rigamarole, Apr 18, 2009
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  17. addictedt0chaos

    addictedt0chaos Lunar Dreadlocks

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    bang her
     
    addictedt0chaos, Apr 22, 2009
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  19. wizzard

    wizzard Member

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    Tell her to come play with you again, and say you'll dominate her with your Yoshi tongue.
     
    wizzard, Apr 22, 2009
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  21. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    hahahahaha!! omg hilarious
     
    la Principessa, Apr 24, 2009
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    i forget my name Member

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    sadly
     
    i forget my name, Apr 24, 2009
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  25. Blood is priceless

    Blood is priceless Member

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    Wow dude. that sux. would u hav fucked her?
     
    Blood is priceless, May 26, 2009
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    i forget my name Member

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    if i had chance... OF COURSE!!!
    Not even exaggerating she's a perfect 10!!!
     
    i forget my name, May 28, 2009
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