Things you are bit ashamed to admit about people you like(d)

Someone I knew once wasn't sure if dinosaurs were real, or just god testing us........


God: HAHA Dude, I CAN'T BELIEVE you fell for that dinosaur thing? Flying lizards that ate meat?

 

my friends are all different sorts. no shame here.

 

every woman i've ever liked tries really hard to have sex with creepy idiots...



my mom thinks that breaking the law is morally wrong, but i'm not actually ashamed of that, because she's my mom and if you say anything against her i'll beat the living shit out of you.

 

Alot of them are beyond idiotic, but they are really nice so I can deal with them

 

I had the biggest crush on this guy who has now come out as being gay.

 

I live in Texas, people believe some wild ass shit out here. Hell I've met a girl that thinks Bush Jr was a good president.

 

well, women do love homos...

 

Yup

 

I dated a guy whose biggest turn-on was when a girl killed bugs. Freaked me out. Didn't last very long I tell you.

 

lol
wtf?

 

Dead serious. I liked him a lot too... But of course, there had to be a catch.

 

This guy I had the biggest crush on in high school was missing two of his frontal area teeth.

 

I had a really good friend in High School who come to think of it, was exactly like Dave Techie - crazy hair, incredibly smart, gamer, a trekkie and all round nerd, except far uglier and had no hope in hell of losing his virginity without money. He was probably the most fascinating person at the school, except there was something really disturbing about him. He was quite seriously overtly racist. He tried to use a whole load of scientific research to persuade me that Aboriginals have smaller brains than white people. He was not really a nazi and wished no harm on people of other races, he just wanted to assert the fact that white people are intellectually superior to people of other races except for the Japanese.

 

oof.

 

lol that's quite a catch
although, i will say, the older i get the more i really have started to see just how incredibly strange most people are
there's some crazy stuff going on in some folks heads

 

such as "tattoos are sexy?"

 

is that really all that crazy? come on

 

it's art
no, i was thinking about something much more bizarre like a guy i dated with an oedipus complex
very creepy
i can't imagine the world of ink as art is that strange to anyone in this society
at least i hope not

 

lesson 1: take nothing i say here seriously (except this post, and a few others that you'll have to figure out on your own).

lesson 2: to me, it kind of is. but i can see why other people would feel otherwise, so overall i don't think it's actually crazy, but i would go so far as to call it misguided, since it seems to me to be a waste of resources (money in this case) in order to make yourself look slightly different. in what a majority of people consider to be a bad way.

 

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