Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports. The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.
When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.
Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.

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http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

 

bottle rockets would have been funnier, had they actually been strong enough to sever it...

 

i think that would be really comical to watch
i infact have some left over fireworks right beside me....

 

I see why he didn't want to marry her.

 

Best headline I've read in a long time.

 

fucking media has to stop printing stories like this. it just gets 'em thinking ... you know? gives broads ideas.

sent the link to my broad and she laughed.

i'm starting to think i shouldn't have. fuck.

 

Is it weird that turns me on?

 

I wonder if this chap dies if she at least gets to keep the penis as a trophy of some kind, you know, like how people keep deer heads and hang them up..It's the only thing that will keep her company in jail, she can turn it into a shank of some kind...

 

does the russian penal system allow conjugal visits?

 

*runs to use up any remaining fireworks i have laying around before bed!

 

i did already say i have some left over fireworks if you want to try this out...


and heehee penis shank made me giggle

 

There are somany firecrackers too.. Im curious the type used..
Were they the spinning flame whistle kind, or the pop pop pop kind??