The pracitcal uses of my cock....

fake eye

 

raccoon bait

 

The before bit of the ad.

I tried to phrase it so it didn't sound like giving head. Most like see it, puke. I failed.

 

Pant zipper go/no-go sensor...



ZW

 

cattle prod for amoeba.

 

Wow bbad really ran with this one. Thanks pal!!

I was thinking:

Kick stand, target practice, clothes line......

 

I'm going to say I was only that much of an asshole because someone was going to be, and I felt like I could do the assholery justice

I am happy to know nothing about your cock.

 

Dave, it's quite alright. I think we've got an understanding. I took that in stride. You took the manson picture in stride.

We get each other, I think. :cheers2:

Oh!

Stir stick!

 

Ignorance is bliss, :cheers2:

 

Steering when I'm texting

 

documentary about uni-ball and or micropenis syndrome...?

A how to book on how to turn gay men straight and straight women gay..?

that's all I got..

 

Talking relentlessly about ones own cock is so Lode 2008.

 

beating stick

 

teething.

 

slappin' hos

 

breaking the pinata

 

stitch the end up and use it as a second bladder

 

fucking???

Reproducing???

Delivering semen???

 

freaking old ladies out
hitting people
ridding of boredom
destroying fireworks
a spreading tool for peanut butter
a prop for the door
if wrapped in tin foil a tv antenna
i could go on and on really

 

butt plug.