leather couches are shit. "oooh, look at my fancy expensive leather couch. i don't have a comfortable place to sit in my home, but i have a fancy expensive leather couch that i can show off to everyone as they stand, or sit on the more comfortable coffee table."
You can get one for like $20 at Goodwill. Then you can use the rest of the money to buy beer, throw a party, and give the couch that proper spilled beer smell that a couch should have.
and theyre also easier to clean! i have fallen asleep on many a leather couch, by the way. yeah im gonna be testing the bounce-ability and lounge-ability of every piece of seating furniture in the place