how can you bring coke on a plane

Common, man... never had the urge to stick a straw full of coke up your dick before?

 

ur crazy.... hell never have an erection after that

 

You guys are crazy, sticking straws up your dick ever heard of dhl! Take a vaccum sealer with you. Seal that bitch up, hide it in something clever and express mail it to a safe location. Will work no problem, just make sure you don't touch any thing and then the outer package, or if you do just wipe it down with rubbing alcohol.

 

yes and you must hollow out a few candles and put the bags inside them then seal it up with wax again at the end. ship it in a box with many other odds and ends. ship to an address of a woman you conned on the internet into thinking you gonna marry her, use a fake name and fake picture. when it arrives she will hold it for a few days, she should write on it with a permanent marker "return to sender" and not open it for a month(just in case she is being watched.) then arrange for a courier to pick it up and drop it off at a location where you are falsely applying for a job, use a fake moustache. stick a toothbrush up your dick, just in case it gets heated. take it home and snort it.

edit:also, don't fucking be an idiot you fucking idiot. leave it to the professionals.

 

No brah...

Constant erection because the coke is absorbed by the skin through the straw.

Erection all flight long.

 

Anus.

 

Wow there are some crazy ideas floating around. The easiest is to mail it to a post office box (not your own house) then go and get it. You could try putting some in a few baggies. Then in a condom, then up your ass. Taping it to your body is not a good idea because it can be easily detected by sniffer dogs. Idk man all sounds sketchy. Good luck though

 

Okay... hide it... in your nose. Till its all gone.

 

Yeah the urethra one was obviously a joke, but anyways I don't think Id be able to sort through my shit looking for the balloon, then have to open it up. You'd probably end up having shitty coke.

 

This comes to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRSC4hJXZMU&NR=1

HahahaAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAA!! xD

 

Yep. There are better washes than alcohol, but basically seal it water tight, clean the fuck out of it, seal another layer & clean, repeat until you're slightly less paranoid...

 

how do you hollow out a candle so you can put coke in it and has anyone try this before

 

i just got this idea to mail coke vacuum seal coke in a bag then wash it really good (the whole time wearing gloves) then put it in a bag of flour put the bag of flour into a box fill the empty spcae with bounce sheats then put cologne in it then seal it up any thoughts

 

the wax candle idea is better, just use a drill.

 

i doubt you could get more than 2 ounces.

seriously dangerous though dude.

 

i wouldn't put it in a candle. they're looking for white powder since the anthrax scare and even checked luggage goes through x-ray (not sure if it's all the time though).

your best bet is to put it in your ass (in two or three condoms in case one breaks...cause then you're dead) or tape it to the back of your balls. just make sure you've got nothing even remotely suspicious on you and you don't set off the metal detector.

i seriously wouldn't recommend doing this though. it's really not worth the risk to bring any drug through customs.

 

i wouldn't mail it either. hell, there's a thread in this very forum about someone who had their legal white powder research chemical drug thing they ordered searched.

if you're gonna go through with it, you'd best just go the prison route and shove it up your ass. let me say this again: be sure to use a few condoms. you don't want that shit breakin'.

swallowing it instead of sticking it in your ass will #1: make you have to sift through poop. and #2: increase the chances of the shit breaking and killing you.

 

when you use a drill to drill a hole in a candlewhat would you do with the hole at the bottom

 

tie the bag to a string and swallow it, pull it out later.

 

Just put it in your pants. Make sure you won't be setting off the metal detector. No prob.

*Make sure you're not flying into or out of one of the 19 airports that have the scanners that see through your clothes.