The practical uses of fat people

toilet seat warmers

 

Fillers on buses/trains to make them seem fuller.

 

They can be used as cushions for people falling from airplanes.

 

Blubber for consumption and culinary needs.

 

Creating long lines @ McDonald's.

 

The way this thread's been made, the "Fat People" are described more as objects than as actual people

 

And that is why this thread works so well.

 

huge profit margins for diabetes drug companies.

 

Feed them to the starving populace, world hunger solved one chubby bastard at a time.

 

biofuels.

 

job security for mcDonald's employees.

 

Santa extras for a Christmas parade.

 

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Hm... I can't think of any. :leaving:

 

correctional officers..

Inmate beats guard at Allegheny county jail.. Its a riot.. http://www.blinkx.com/video/video-from-beating-at-county-jail-released/FylPp_pdVUMmw3Iqn9HILQ

 

Study material on fat people and the likelyhood being fat is bad.

 

Hey now, I have a lot of friends who are what you people would consider "fat", and while I may not be the same weight they are, they are still good people. Don't diss them or any fat person just because of their weight. That's just not cool.

And Laura May is right, they way you guys are talking, they sound more like objects than people....

 

it is actual people who are fat, fat is descriptive in this situation.

 

I don't diss fat people...only people.
I'm only joking here.

 

Just let people have their thing about fat people on here. A lot of people on here really have nothing else to make them feel good or okay with themselves.
I would use fat people to inform them about fruits and veggies, thyroid disfunctions and the importance of vitamins. Maybe provide some free counseling to see what the fat is protecting them from or why they are abusing food. But then again, that's why I am a counselor and good person and alot of other people in this world are complete shit bags .

 

Some people can't take a joke....

it depends on the sense of humor, some get it, some don't, some just go burn down houses.