favorite quotes

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars" - Kerouac


"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little."
-Edmund Burke

“All I can suggest to the mystic and the theologian is that our gods have been too small; they fill the universe. And to the scientist all I can say is that the gods do exist; they are the eternal, connected, and aware Self experienced by all intelligent beings."
-Ed Mitchell

 

"We are all mad here"

"thousand of years ago... in the future"

"in the beggining there was nothing... then there was still nothing, this continued for a couple billion years"

Im gonna leave this one untranslated cause it loses the pun in english

"yo solo fumo para hacer caca... los pulmones"

 

<3 Kerouac, reading his book atm as well

 

"when one burns ones bridges what a very nice fire it makes. "

 

"Be who you are and say what you think because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" - Dr Suess.. This quote has changed my life.

 

"Faith is not a useful tool for discerning truth"

Some dude

 

"light a man a fire he'll be warm for a night, light a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

 

lol B that can be either philosophical or hilarious

 

"Roads...where we're going, we dont need...roads" -Doc Brown Back to the Future

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
-Frank (Donnie Darko)

"The following statement is true. The proceeding statement was false." - George Cralin

"You got all steamed up, pissed as a fart, too much salsa." -Mad Maynard (Eurotrip)

"The greetings are different...the need to feel welcome is the same." -Sheridan Hotels

PVC pipe, PVC cement,and barbecue lighter...$56.00 Hairspray...$3.00 Sack of potatoes...$4.00 Hitting that unsuspecting jogger in the head from 3/4 of a mile away with a potato. Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, but for finding laughter out of other people's pain, there's mastercard. - Justin Haxton

"Driving a 9 second honda is like coming out of the closet, you'll surprise people in the beginning, but in the end you're still gay!"

 

envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide

 

- A man who cannot backflip is no man of mine

 

'A religion that needs to be advertised is sorely lacking that which it claims to contain.'
-Ben Franklin
'I drank What?'
-Socrates
'Insanity is to Art what Lettuce is to a Salad'
-Van Gogh
'Something strange is afoot at the Circle K'
-Bill S. Preston, esquire

 

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:cheers2:I like your new sig np ^^^^