Bush is back, so let's send him a gift!!! Operation: Pretzels to the Prez!!!

Well, it's lookin' like ol' Dubyah is back in office again, so I say we quit all this Bush-Bashing and make the man feel important and loved. He is the president after all, right? So I think we need to send him a present, nothing fancy, but each one of us, right now, we need to go to the grocery store and buy our friend George, as many pretzels as we can and send them directly to the White House. Eventually the pretzels will keep piling up and he'll realize how much we love him, and how much we honor his victory in this "fair, democratic election." It's something I'm pretty sure our good ol' boy loves to eat, and I'm sure he would love to see how many people support him! I'm gonna work on a website for this, and hopefully some people will think it's a good idea to let Bush know that we as his people, do indeed love him! What'dya think?

 

Here's the website:http://www.geocities.com/lostblackdog/PretzelstothePrez.html?1099596119543

 

I like your thinking!

 

tell you're friends about this lil' ditty! The more the merrier!

 

ok, i feel really stupid, but im missing something....

y pretzels??????????????

 

because when he first got in office, he had a slight choking experince with the pretzels...

 

really! ha! NOW i like the pretsel idea.

at first i thought it was some pun on him being twisted or something.

 

hmmm... I was thinking something more like a mail bomb **hears FBI knocking my door down**

 

Ummm.... dude, there was actually a guy in my middleschool who called the front office to tell them something like that. 30 minutes the FBI really was there and no one saw that guy for 4 years. He came back in 11th grade and everyone made fun of him, but still... you don't wanna go down that path. Support the Prez man! Show him some RESPECT *Grins like the Leprachaun*

 

i like the pretzel ideal. at first i thought it was just based in absurdism. that would have been cool. but knowing the history behind it makes it more cool. i will get some pretzels tonight.

 

haha, this is awesome. Thanks man cuz I needed a lil cheering up. I'm definitely getting some pretzels. I love to give presents.

 

The big soft kind or the small crunchy kind?

 

Peasento, that's an awesome sign.

 

oh..... yeah the first time i read a post about this pretzel thing, i thought it was bullshit, some idea made up by a thirteen year old for no apparent reason.

i wasn't aware of bush's pretzel incident in the past, so things have become a bit clearer.... my apologies to whomever made a post about this in the past that i may or may not have insulted.

 

definately send the small crunchy kind, they are easier to choke on!

 

Yeah! Small ones that are hard and crunchy and covered in salt! That way he'll at least be getting really thirsty, which will then make him drink more fluids than he needs. That will give him constant diarrhea and keep him pissing so much that he won't have the time to sit in meetings and keep passing his bullshit policies!!! Maybe that'll hold him over till another pretzel gets the better of him!


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