Female opinions about "banana hammocks"

Discussion in 'Bisexual' started by biguy71, May 21, 2009.

  1. biguy71

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    I'm curious about what women think when they see a guy in thong underwear. My underwear drawer is quite varied: boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, and thongs. I tend to base by morning underwear decision on my mood. Most of the gay and bisexual guys I know really like a hot guy in a thong. I'm not so sure about women, though. An ex-girlfriend of mine once saw one of my thongs while I was doing laundry and she gave me a look like she had just seen a dead rat or something. We hadn't been seeing each other long at that point and we broke up soon after. Since then, I always try to find out if a woman likes man-thongs or not before I let them see me in one. I have had a couple of girlfriends who liked them, but it seems to be somewhat of a controversial topic. Personally, I think they're really comfortable and very sexy. ;) What does everyone else think?
     
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    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

    Does that answer it? ;-)
     
  3. biguy71

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    That's funny. I expected at least one answer like that. I'd say the same if it were an average guy. You know the type: overweight, too much body hair, no tan. What I was thinking of was a hot guy in a thong, though. That is a different story. Also, keep in mind that I'm not talking about wearing a thong bathing suit at the pool or beach, which I would never even consider doing. I'm talking about underwear. I don't see how it's much different than a woman wearing thong underwear, which is pretty much universally accepted, and rightfully so.
     
  4. pochikuen

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    banana hammock is one of the best terms Ive ever heard
     
  5. cheesebeanie

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    Its different because women don't have the banana in the hammock.....it just doesn't look right... even on a hot guy.. sorry.. but that is only my opinion - i am sure alot of other women would find it sexy ;)
     
  6. biguy71

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    I'm not knocking your opinion. Just curious about what everyone thinks. Thanks for the input.
     
  7. jia

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    I like banana hammocks! Except I can't stop thinking about Scrubs when I see one.
     
  8. Gregggles

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    Haha I'm not a woman, but i couldn't resist reading this:)
    Two Things:
    1) Banana Hammock is indeed and AMAZING term
    2) jia you're talking about Todd from Scrubs right??? :L
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Yes, a big noooooooooo to the banana hammock.

    Some tight tight shorts with even the equipment peeking out the left side even.

    Bit Banana Hammock, doesnt look right, even on hot guys, makes the package look smaller and constricting. Free the moose! I say
     
  10. biguy71

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    For all of the admirers of the term "banana hammock," I wish I could take credit for it. I actually first heard my little sister use that term years ago and it stuck with me. It is a great term.
     
  11. biguy71

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    Maybe it does make your package look smaller, but when you're hung like me, it's not much of an issue. Actually, it's probably better for me to keep the "moose" in his cage until the right moment. I wouldn't want to scare anyone away. :D
     

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