mystical_shroom I'm starting a dating service

I think I have your perfect match.

He's a little into himself but I think you could fix that.










I'm just teasing but I did think you'd get a kick out of this picture.

 

He's not that bad looking.

 

LMAO hahahah, he's too sexy for me Do you think I have a chance

 

Muahahaha

 

how about this guy:

 

hehe, perfect


haha, heres really digging up there huh, hmmm do you think he would adopt me and be my new dad

 

woo hooo!

 

who are we looking at?

 

an old man digging in his ass

 

And he's not just any old man.. he's jewish and he's old.

 

hahaha, makes him that much more sexier... I wish he'd let me pick it for him

 

You sure do like picking things...

 

heheh, yep I sure do Do you think he will let me trim is nose hair and ear hair?

 

Life is but a dream.

 

hahaha, I wonder if I printed this picture on a shirt and wore it if maybe then, he would come up to me and grab my hand and feed me some cheese and let me do the honors of picking his wedgie

 

Wedgie removal can only be performed by the receiver of the wedgie for there is ass hair involved!

 

Hahaha, well, maybe he gives his a bit of a trimming

 

That would be pretty gay if he did. Doncha think?

 

haha..I dont know maybe he has a dingleberry problem haha, and he needs some assistance..so he trims his ass hair so they have nothing to hold on to haha, ew, hehehe

 

gay.