I love eating a chick out that smell good...

... but sometimes the outer look of cleanliness can be deceiving. This girl I was dating was always smelling good and very clean looking. But one day I cracked her legs open to go down on her and she had a piece of dookie smeared near her bung hole. I grossed out and she thought nothing of it and grabbed a towel that was on the floor near the bed and wiped it off once. She then, threw the towel down on the floor and it landed doo-doo stain up. Needless to say I couldn't get it up for like 2 weeks with her. Some nasty shit...

 

haha. epic

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

I wish I did, but I don't snap every chick I bang...

 

way too funny...

 

haha just play a joke on her and ask for head and put a lil turd on your leg

 

lol oh you have to!!!

 

give her a nickname like caca or something

 

Too late, this was almost 5 years ago, I should have done something like that...

 

I should have paid better attention and noticed dark colors contrasting the bright pink and red panties she wore...

 

Good thing the lights were on enough for you to see that.. Otherwise you would be fllining it from your mouth... or realizing you might be into scat... Ha ha ha ha...

 

That would put me off for life.