dealing with the police

Judgment is in the eyes of the beholder.



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I've discovered the only time I personally have ever had trouble with the cops is when I am indeed guilty of something. Which is weird, because I'm a nervous person and always act guilty of something, even if I'm completely innocent. My guess is they're superbeings and they smell it on me... :leaving:

 

Ramona, we hereby place you under arrest on suspicion of being too cute.

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Once I went picking shrooms with three friends, on a very nice place near the river. Two of those bastards came and said we were smoking weed and one of em got a wato? (spanish; ganja in folded newspaper, how do you call this in english?) out of his pocket and said it was ours. They didn't even care about the shrooms that were in my hands, since they don't even know what they are and think they're flowers or something. They took us to their headquarters and were about to throw us into a cell, since we said it wasn't ours all the way. Finally we accepted the weed was ours and those f**kheads said we could leave ionly if we gave them 300 Lempiras, which is about 15US$. Almost every, if not every cop here, is corrupt. Sometimes they let you go if you give em as little as 50 Lempiras which is about 3US$. I think they all should burn in hell, and probably they will.

I don't like to give them any money since I'm contributing with this insanity that rots our country and world, but I just wouldn't go to jail.

Oh and another thing, I can always see it in their eyes that they snort and smoke all the shit that they find here. They always act like you are a criminal when it's them who are uniformed burglars.

 

That was a bummer.

They sometimes use that trick that they are going to throw you in the cell or do something else that is terrible to trick you into admitting something.

Here are some sites discussing how to deal with police:

http://www.rense.com/general72/howto.htm

http://www.geckil.com/~harvest/various/cop.txt

http://dejitarob.wordpress.com/2007/10/08/know-your-rights-dealing-with-cops/

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Those reality police shows always show the officer to be calm and in complete control while the subject is going off the wall.

Maybe someone here could post a youtube video of the person who is stopped being calm and rational while the officer is going ballistic.

Some cops have the most frustrated, sarcastic, constipated attitude. It's beyond compare of any other group.

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Parody of someone trying to deal with an unfair cop.

Gonna be there a while? Have a Sniggers bar!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22KGORkZzgs


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They hate that. I think why cops hate me so much and arrest me alot is cuz I'm not afraid of them. I've noticed friends who get scared around cops and never go to jail, for example one friend got pulled over drunk driving 3 times and never got in trouble. I've been arrested twice for DWI and the first time I only smoked a little weed and the second time I drank only 3 beers hours before and only had less than half a beer in my system.

 

I think the show COPS shows how cops really are and that's sad cuz you know they're on their best behavior. A perfect example of a cop was on one episode I saw. Cop "What are you doing." some dude "Standing." gets tackled while the cop tells him "Stop resisting!" WTF

Similar thing happened to me. I was riding my bike home and cops stopped me and asked to search my backpack so I say "If you have a warrent." Cop tackles me while screaming "You have no rights!" Turns out I was going towards the scene of a crime and try set me up for it. I had to take an $800 lie detector test to prove my innocence and still got 45 days for having a pocket knife. They called it possession of a deadly weapon.

 

Do you have any idea how un-funny, but true, that statement really is?

 

110%, in fact. I'm pretty sure now that I've let myself go and totally look like a hippie, I'd probably have a lot more trouble with the cops if I saw them much. I don't know what happened, but the bastards finally started recognizing we live in a private land division and they are only allowed out here when summoned. But hell, even we have called them out here a time or two. If people are going to use them against us whenever they can, we might as well do the same in return. Dumbass neighbors stopped bugging us the day that a cop showed up on their porch because we saw their son in our yard.

 

haha.

 

i'm the opposite. cops or otherwise, i only seem to get in trouble when i'm completely innocent. which is weird because i'm almost always doing something that i could legitimately get into trouble for.