Lost my virginity and got some good weed!!

Haha dude life is good.
I've been dating this girl for a while now
And Sunday she started talking about sex
So we talked about it a bit
And then we just moved on conversation... Just stopped LOL
Then about an hour later I took her out to this cabin with like a desk and a couch and stuff (it's my club house but like a trailer )
And we started kissing and touching
God and then it just started happening
It was a sweet dream like sequence
And we started to make love...
0.o
It was amazing our bodies in unison motion
In the dark kissing and touching
Grabbing her valumbtuos (yea I'm high) butt
And making sweet sweet love with her
And then as if she knew what I was thinking
She pushed me off onto a desk and got down on her knees
And proceeded to pleasure me in ways
That I thought only happened in nirvana.....
(I'm agnosticit btw)
It was just like perfect
It felt like there was me and there was her
Only the two of us excisted
And our only thing to do was make this love
Oh man.... I love her and now
Fuck man
I feel on another level with her now.
That was yesterday... Now I am a man...
And then I picked up a dub today it's so fire!
God I'm high and I love her
And she loves me and mary jane

 

Well that's fuckin' awsome man.

But don't you fall for that chick. She was a practice chick, and that's all that will remain man. Don't you let her get your heart. Trust me man, just trust me.

 

dont listen to him, heartbreak is what you need to turn you into a cynical bastard who doesnt mind treating women like penis receptacles

 

LOL. dronelore.

 

^^he's right in a sense.

but if I were you I'd bang the shit out of your current chick so when you get your next girlfriend you'll already know how to fuck.

 

sounds great.

 

Nero you are god!!!
My iPod backgorund is your signature

 

how old are you man? 15?

 

Ya.

 

Well, just remember, if you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

 

ha ya.
Always man.. When I pulled mine out she was like
" do you realy need a large "
Then I willed it out and she was like
" damn "

 

First times a free pass..........

 

lolol

 

congrats. have fun with this, its worth it lol

 

congratulations.

 

congrats!

 

lulz... i'm trying to take this one kid's virginity...

we're hanging out saturday or sunday :X

i don't think i'm going to DO him this weekend... but i'll definitely kiss him. i need some sort of excitment

good job at getting your dick wet, OP!

 

congratulations, man. there's nothing better in the world than loving a woman

 

Good luck.

..By the way he already knows what to do, he juts needs to be directed.

 

wrap your meat son.