Best Way To Go Out

Suicide is for pussies and faggots.

Having stated that... if you were going to kill yourself... how would you do it?

I'd go out all the way...

Suicide by cop.

GTA style.

...and I will take as many innocent people down with me on my murderous rampage.


How about you?

 

i agree...sort of...
1965 mustang with a full tank, and several gas cans in the back seat...turn that police roadblock into a mushroom cloud...

 

i'd want to instill fear into as many people as possible on my way out. so like at a football game, i'd set a timer on myself and run onto the field and blow myself up.

 

i had this JAWS dream...ah the glory of being ripped to shreds.



and you KNOW i would totally ham up the shark attack and flail around to make it more amazing.

 

Tsukiko's username made me think of the second best way to go out.

Ritual seppuku... the manliest way to commit suicide ever.

Better do it naked.

 

who is gonna cut your head off when you whimper in pain?

 

There’s nothing intrinsically wrong with suicide as long as you do it right;
I’d want to recreate Billy Joe MacAllisters’ final moments before jumping
off the Tallahatchie bridge


Hotwater

 

get naked fitzy unce unce unce

 

A real man doesn't need a second.

Even though I'd let Lou Reed be my second in a show of humility.

 

I'd like to throw myself in a woodchipper, headfirst.

 

Jump off a skyscraper in a ghost town... like in Abre los Ojos.

I'm not exactly afraid of heights as I love the thrill. Now that's a classy end.

 

You mean get in the water naked and flirt with danger before
being ripped apart - cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONdwZEqUYt0


Hotwater

 

You kinda miss out on the whole DMT trip if you get your brain chopped up... no fun.

 

I've always wondered how long the fall would actually feel like... not be, but you know... feel like.

For all you know, it could feel like a lifetime.

Probably not though.

 

Fuck it. The afterlife, whatever that consists of, will be an eternal trip.

 

Besides....the fun comes from knowing that somebody will have to clean up my remains. lol

 

i always wanted to go out in some kind of psychotic way.

i'd like to take down a few with me though, something involving guns & fire but excluding gangs, that shit's gay.

 

of course i'd be naked

 

or by a government assisted firing squad after going on a killing spree and terrorizing an area what has low violent crime rates for 5 or more years.

 

I get an adrenaline rush just looking at a high up building/ looking down from it. The fall would seem serenely grim.

Out of all death types I can think of at the moment, I'd never want to drown. I dunno why, but I'm terrified of the ocean. To a lesser extent, I'd hate to be engulfed by flames.