You can go fuck yourself.......

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheChaosFactor, May 11, 2009.

  1. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Yeah.... you heard me right.

    You. Second row. Third from the left.

    Go fuck yourself. :D

    Really. It'll feel great. Relieves a lot of pressure.

    How often do you fuck yourself?
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    *checks ticket number*........Third Row, Second From Left....

    Wheeeeew, Thank God For That..:).



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    on average, about 1.5 times per day.
     
  4. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    1.5? Missing that second half has got to be frustrating doesn't it?
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    actually, it's the first half that i skip...
     
  6. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    i fuck myself more often than I fuck anyone else....

    I enjoy it immensely
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Almost every day. Haha.
     
  8. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    I'll put it on my To-Do list. ;)
     
  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    Well I'm single again now.

    Way more than the rest of you. ;) I masturbate like I think I'm going to win something.

    And I do!
     
  10. european

    european Member

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    This reminds me, I need to buy socks.
     
  11. seraphina

    seraphina Member

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    I did about 45 minutes ago... and wow do i know how to work it!
     
  12. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Do it for me?

    That does sound like a plan though, I'm not going to wait for my number to be called though. :rolleyes:

    Go fuck yourself.
     
  13. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    out of respect for myself i don't fuck myself and tell.. :hat:
     
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