Suppose someone offered you a billion dollars

boog, if that's all you ate, you'd be dead in a matter of a month or two. And they'd have to get you a coffin the size of a barn.

 

for a billion dollars, hell yeah!

 

I happen to have awesome teeth, so no thanks.

It wouldn't feel right being a billionaire unable to flash an arrogant grin at the peons.

 

I don't think I could. Honestly, I can earn my own billion dollars, but I could never look myself in the mirror without teeth.

Though I will say that officially I believe myself and every other nay-sayer to be completely full of shit.

It's one thing to sit around and think about it, but when a billion dollars is in a room in front of you, you'll start punching yourself in the mouth....

 

Yeah, I agree. Look at "the house of nine"

 

ummmm.......probably not,i have a pretty smile

 

See, that's the problem, I'm too vain, lol.

Haha, well, she already only seems to live on rootbeer floats...maybe we should do an intervention. We'll bring a billionaire with us.

 

not to mention the fact that I don't see myself ever finding the love of my self if I don't have teeth.... I know I sure as hell couldn't take a guy without teeth seriously romantically.

I think my social life, and being comfortable with myself for the rest of my life is more important than a billion dollars being handed to me. Plus you never fully appreciate money when it comes that easy.

 

money can kinda change your life a bit. people would bug you all the time. you`d maybe get threatened for it. you`d have to move someplace either very remote, or around other rich people. i doubt it`s as wonderful as it may seem.

 

That's only if you advertised that you were a billionaire or if you won the lottery.

I'm sure if some sort of back room deal involving a billion dollars was going on, it'd be kept as secret as possible.

 

a happy last month it'll be!

 

something makes me think veganism isn't really for boog - vegans like nuts and fruit and veggies. boog likes rootbeer floats and cake

 

i make great VEGAN rootbeer floats and wonderful VEGAN cake!

just cus i'm vegan don't mean i hate food... i love to eat so much that i don't want anyone to die.

 

Except yourself, from rootbeer poisoning!

 

I have really nice teeth, two. Never had to have braces or anything, they just grew in straight. But I would still do it in a second.

 

Not for a billion dollars, but maybe for 100 billion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY


Hotwater

 

actually it`s quite interesting this is a stipulation, cuz one of the long-term side-effects of living in OuterSpace may well be loss of teeth.

 

you're really supposed to have more than two, but good for you.

 

she has a mouth full of teeth; most of them just aren't as nice as those two.

 

whoa I totally misread that one lulz