Buddhist Jokes.

Anyone know any good jokes on the subject of Buddhism?

Here's one to get the ball rolling:

Why couldn't Buddha vacum his setee?











He had no attachments.

 

OK - So, why did Buddha never give money to street musicians?















Change must come from within.

 

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?






"Make me one with everything."

 

How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?





Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

 

Disciple: "Master, why did Bodhidharma come from the West?"
Master: "Ask that post over there."
Disciple: "I don't understand"
Master: "Neither do I.

 

If you are practicing walking meditation in a historic area frequented by horse-drawn carriages, make sure you are mindful of where you step. Otherwise, you may become one with the dukkhie.

 

buddha words of wisdom:

do not run behind cars...you'll get exhausted. hhaha

 

having just read "zen flesh, zen bones" i have to say that this is spot on. good one.

 

A group of American Buddhists asked a cow if she had Buddha-Nature, and the cow said "Moo," but no one was enlightened, for none of them spoke Chinese.

If a man says something in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

And my all-time favorite, The Cucumber Sage.