Was Jesus Gay?

What would be the point of writing Mein Kempf if none of it was true?

And yes, Jesus is gay - I know because we had sex last night. You can't prove me wrong, so it must be irrefutable truth (according to religious logic)

 

Yes, I have proof -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVseBfMq_Dc

=D

 

No. Jesus was not gay.
Jesus led a perfect life. He was independent and undefiled by anyone, neither man or woman. He died virgin and pure. Hope that answers your question.
He was, at most, asexual ( in orientation terms, not biological, lol )

Also, look up 'romantic friendship' on wikipedia. Since humanity nowadays always wants to put us in boxes of sexual orientation and all, it has become a taboo, and hurt friendships. Sadly.

 

^ It's funny because it's true.

 

Hey, We don't know that Jesus never married, he may have had a wife. Also--- the artist depictions of Jesus would not be historically accurate at all! He would have darker skin too...

 

A lot of gay people marry as a sort of cover, to keep their true desires secret.

 

As far as I'm concerned, anyone who says that Jesus was gay is smarter and more awesome than I could ever hope to be. Seriously guys, I bet a lot of religious people are getting really upset right now--because of how controversial you're being with this. You're all so punk, and I mean that in the most impressed way possible.

 

Mary Magdalene may have been Jesus' wife. She was expecting his child. She was present at the last supper, washing feet. She and Jesus kissed, a lot. This is made relevant in the bible.

Most religious people argue that these kisses were platonic, or she was a prostitute, but surely being the son of God, they wouldn't mention such opposing idea's they preached? I mean, although kissing is not promiscuous now, it probably was pretty awful at the time unless you were married. And the son of God hanging with a prostitute? Nah..

In fact, I swear she was mentioned s being his actual lover. And whether this was true, which is quite likely then, I really doubt every man Gay people wish was gay, was actually a closet.

I am not religious at all, so I wouldn't be bothered if he was! But All pictures of him are unrealistic, and he looks feminine probably just to convey a sense of warmth. In reality, he would have been black (like someone else suggested).

So really, it's anyones guess he is, but then you could argue the same case with literally anyone else on the planet. I mean, there isn't any strong evidence.