Reporting from Paraguay

Hi friends, strangers and people!
Bird here reporting from a country called 'Paraguay'. As you can see, your favorite bird is doing well. So my question today is: what kind of good behaviour is unacceptable?
I wonder.

Love, bird.

 

ive missed you

 

How are you liking your trip?

Hugs that end in a guy dry humping any part of your body.

 

I've missed me too. So who or what are you?

 

this is jaime
or come_do_drawrings

 

I hate it, but it beats cancer.

 

Aha! Welcome to my thread.

 

its a nice one so far

 

It certainly is. I really hope it will stay nice for at least the next 30 to 40 pages.

 

Welcome Back

Paraguay is cool. I knew a guy from there once
Hope you're having fun

 

Having! Thanks for sharing your own personal Paraguay story.

 

Yes.. Having?

Sorry if you took it the wrong way

 

bird i am slightly jealous of you
instead of being in paraguay i'm here in canada

and to answer your question i think that moisturizing body parts is good behaviour but can sometimes be unacceptable
depending on where it is done such as if it is done on a public bus = bad
however doing it in my bedroom is acceptable such as i have just done
keeps skin silky smooth *insert thumbs up here*

 

I took it the right way, meaning I am 'having' fun.

 

I find it very acceptable when you moisturize yourself in public.

 

Hello Bird. When are you going to make it to Texas to visit me?

unacceptable good behavior: applying hemorrhoid ointment to your friend without his/her permission

 

I will be in Las Vegas in a few months. Is that close to Texas?

 

i used to do it on the bus but then the bus driver yelled at me

 

I never did it on the bus.

 

you just made me even more jealous
i want to go to vegas more than i want to breathe and i quite like breathing