Real Life Herbert the Pervert

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  1. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Ya know herbert the Pervert from Family guy?
    I knew this old man, my former gay boy's grandfather.
    He was 90 years old and loooved him some little boys.
    It was funny yet disgusting.
    He had been married twice. Had two boys and one girl.
    He molested both boys. one died from AIDS in the 80's, he was a gay man who I hear was a wonderful man.
    The other one walked onto a railroad track and was killed by a train.
    Very sad.
    Neither one of these boys ever went to the police. Neither of his wives, nor his daughter talked about it, but they knew. the whole family knew.
    We went up to kansas and moved him down here a couple years before he died.
    We lived a block from from an elementary school.
    This is the funny part, He used a walker and moved really slow, but boy, when the little boys were walking to or from school, that man could haul ass. lol
    He would foam at the mouth and basically carried the walker to get to the deck and sit and watch.
    he would wave at all the kids and smile and say hello.
    Then my gay boy came home from work early and say that he was giving the kids candy and snacks and hugs and shit.. :eek:
    Thats when they decided to put him in a nursing home.
    Grossness.
     
  2. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    damn, he is herbert the pervert. you're not kidding. lol... did you at least warn the nursing home to not allow visiting children to be around him so much?
     
  3. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I dont know wether his family did, but I assume they didnt. He died shortly after.
     
  4. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    i think it's sad when people have those impulses that they can't control, but are just so inappropriate. :(
     
  5. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    It's hilarious yet sad aand gross.
     

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