Best Birth Control Method!!!

a kick in the nuts!

 

Wrong the best form of birth control is after the girl gets pregnant u punch her in the stomach. Its a new game called Wack a Ho. Played similarly to the game wack a mole. Im kidding though i would never do that.

 

They used to say an aspirin held tightly between the knees but then they stopped saying that for some reason.

 

Lol i dont think thats birth control. I think thats just preventative

 

women can keep their knees together and fuck. there are ways around that.

rusty coat hanger in a back alley... thats cheap and dirty birth control

 

Thats fucking gross dude. I hope u have never actually tried that.

 

Used to be said the walk from the town centre up the hill to college was the cheapest form of contraception.

 

The best birth control method.... hmmm.... DONT HAVE SEX!!!

 

Just drink excessively and do crack then the baby should die and ull have fun doing it.

 

oral sex. can't get pregnant and the orgasms are wonderful

 

Ehh that works but have you ever heard someone say that they lost their virginity through oral sex? Not often (though some ppl try to argue it) because its not really sex in most peoples opinion. Its more like foreplay.

 

cum in her ass!

 

thats a pretty reliable one. all the pleasure without the risk!

 

I hate to point out the painfully obvious, but the only 100% reliable birth control is abstinence. Most couples are unwilling to exercise the self control to practice this form, but it is, without question, fail-proof.

 

uhh ok. everyone knows that but nobody cares because everyone wants sex. i think this thread was more for birthcontrol. not fantasy land.

 

haymaker to the gut

 

yep thats the good old fashioned way.

 

the pull-out.

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pretty much

 

Saying abstinence is the best form of birth control is like saying not riding a bike is the safest way to keep from falling off and breaking your arm.