a stoner asks his grandma, "have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD?" grandma said, "fuck the pills! have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?" share your jokes.
What did the stoner wife say to her stoner husband as he left for the concert? Doobie Careful!! What is a stoner's favorite vehicle? A Blazer. Haha :tongue:
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?" And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again. He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?" The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!" The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?" The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
So, I got my blood pressure checked the other day. Doctor commented on how good it was, and asked what I do to keep it down. I said I smoke lots of pot. Doc said somking anything is not good for blood prerssure. I said, smoking lots of pot certainly is. I smoke lots of pot, I space things out, and have to spend more time walking back & forth looking for them. Almost a true story.
think I read this somewhere on HF, but... What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner? The drunk runs the stop sign, the stoner waits for it to turn green.
^ me either but nero's was funny. i've sat through an entire green light before so i laughed at myself.
