Fake ID, Fake ID!

so yea, yesterday i took the metro down to this spot where all these mexicans will be like "id, id, id", if you are from los angeles you know this spot... anyway i just got sketched out, being the ONLY white person, it's hard to explain this feeling i had, but yea and i didn't want to spend 60 bucks or more for a shoddy ID, so I just went and bought records instead. Good choice. But yea, I woke up this morning, and figured I am going to make my own.

I told this to some friends who are photographers, and they just laughed and said that was stupid, how you need holograms and it should scan.

but all i need it for is buying booze at shady liquor stores, cuz i'm tired of relying on older friends and feeling like a goon.

I know people 21+ that look younger than me.

I have 3 years til i can legally buy a beer or wine, which is retarded, lol.


so here goes, i'm gonna scan my ID into photoshop

change the info and try and match the font as much as possible

print it out on some sort of business card type paper that is pretty stiff

and then laminate it

I was wondering if anybody has tried this, there isn't much good info on a google search, only scams to get you to buy stuff.

i'll let you know how it goes

 

Bad idea.

 

expand please...

 

because no one is that ignorant to think that a laminated business card photohopped image of an id is the real thing.

 

bad idea.

most people aren't that stupid and you'll get caught.

 

I know it wouldn't work here in Arizona because of the way our cards are made and here it doesn't really matter the store, if they're going to ID you, they swipe it. You need the magnetic strip on the back. Do California IDs have that? Anyway, it doesn't matter what state you're in, the only ones it MAY fool would be new employees who aren't used to looking at IDs, but most people can spot fakes like that.

 

bitches...


all of you.

 

Hey, it's your police record, not ours. If you think you can get away with it, then by all means. Just unlikely.

 

sorry well then you go through with your plan, and when you get caught in the liquor store for being a fool and whatever shit you do there, because in PA if you get caught with a fake id they can push back your license date or suspend your license and ours are sort of holographic.

you came on here looking for advice on this and we tell you its a bad idea and you get pissed off?

lol.

 

not pissed...

just bummed.

damn your logical answers.

 

Think of a drink that would use the liquor you want. Ask the clerk at what point it would be worthless going to a more expensive kind to affect the taste of the drink you thought of, then go find it. ( i love social hacking)

Or just look like you know what you are doing or contemplating. Don't bother with the fake ID. The worst that can happen if you "forgot" your ID is that you can't get the booze. If it works, become a regular there, and they won't think to question twice.

Not shaving can help lots too.

 

yes, this guy is cool.^

you guys!!

prepare for ownage.

first off, liquor stores don't scan in California. real low-key ones, will not care if they know I have a fake, and they definately will not call the police on me. If they do, I just walk out the door, it costs me nothing to make that fake, and if i put fake info, they pigs 'll never find me.

and it'll only be in my wallet for when i am going to and from buying beer.

oh yea, and police don't do shit except for take it away, and tell you to not do it again. i live in los angeles, multiple homicides/robberies/gang wars all day everyday, but they are going to come and go through the trouble of booking me, harming nobody. JOKE. They will give you your weed back when they search you... seriously.

everybody, including the LA Po, knows that there are dozens of dudes openly advertising Fake ID's right out in the open to every single person walking by. Not just Fake ID's but Social Security shit, and everything, for immigrants to get work. Immigrants need work, the kids need booze, man.

I remember on Mardi Gras hanging out on the corner for a bit with some friends. we saw police lights pull some fool over. two underage kids actually boned out of the car, all wasted, talking to us about their bottles in the car, and how they left their driver friend. The police came up and breathalized the kids. I was wasted, they asked me if I had been drinking that night, i said no, they move on... Right as they are giving these kids the tests and shit, they get a called about an armed robbery that happened down the street, and they just leave, have a nice night, done.

hows that for logic, ey??


fuck your couch

 

worth a shot i guess.

 

YES^

it is worth a shot.


no consequences.


minimal cost.

 

here man... try this. THis focuses on getting a legitimate hologram

If you can get your hand on a card printer, this will help, if not you can print it on paper an glue it to a misc. card.
Go to the DMV, go get another ID(theyre like 15 bucks)
Scan it, do your changes(age-drink till date, the whole shabang).
The reason for getting the new ID is the hologram(which is the easiest way to spot a fake)
When you scan it the hologram will show up on the image.
This is where the genius kicks in.
you peel the lamination off your new ID( has the special hologram on it)
Place this on your edited ID image, it should match up with the holo marks already there if you do it right. If you can get it right after in the first try, you might be able to get it to stick on, if not ull have to either use a light amount of glue or maybe double sided tape.

the ones that tell you things to buy aren't scams(unless its a premade one-dont buy that) they usually just tell you the tools.
I know plenty of people who make fakes, an i could go into detail on the extent they go to make them legit as possible. Programmed bar code(contains all the info, mag strip(depends on state), Driver's license number. All that shit. Even including a homemade holo.

but this is the easiest way to make one that doesn't obviously look fake. I have a couple friends with these.

 

Grateful dawg. Genius!

-sorry i was being sort of an asshole yesterday, typical male defensive techniques, i'm so cool, cooler than you, im a badass, whatever, sorry im a fool


... But! I made one today, it was really easy, didn't even laminate just slipped it infront of my real one. It worked first try, got me a 6 pack of Negra Modelo for Cinco de Mayo y'all. chicka chicka fake id yea!

better get a hologram on mine, cuz the dude knew it was fake, he just looked at it, mumbled and was like whatever...

 

Im happy I dont have to fo throught that shit. There is a lil corner store here owned by a asiatic couple. They cant speak french shit (main language here) so they realy dont talk to the customers and they sell alchol to minors all the time. I got there when I need rolling paper to.

Anyway turning 18 in a couple of months...

 

1. Go to your DMv or where ever you go to get IDs.
2. Bring a friend's birth certificate who is over 21.
3. Tell people working there you are your friend and you need an ID.
4. You fill some papers out and they take your picture and give you an ID with your picture.
5. Now you have an ID with your picture that says you are 21.

6.

 

my wallet fell outta my pocket last night...

fuck my life

 

that sucks. well if your gonna make a new one you should consider making it out of state. you can find templates online if you look hard enough. its a lot harder to identify a fake id from a state your not familiar with. then again, some places scrutinize out of states more.

also, if your town is like mine, there are places you can go with pretty much any id and they dont care.