Corrupted Wish Granted Game

To play this game, a participant makes a wish. The following poster explains how that wish is granted, and corrupted in a disastrous way not intended by the wisher. That poster also makes a wish, and so on.

Example:

I wish I were rich.

Granted. Now the FBI is raiding your cocaine warehouse while you were paying a visit.






I wish I could fly

 

Granted, but your plane was hijacked

I wish I went to Woodstock

 

granted but you got so high you do not remember any of it

I wish I had really good hair

 

granted, but its all on your back

i wish i could teleport

 

granted..with a catch..each time you teleport....your penis shrinks a tiny bit....

I wish I was recognized nationally for bravery

 

Granted... some recognize you as brave for coming out as a addict of beastiality, but most find it gross...

i wish i had some weed right now

 

granted heres some weed .. warning Marijuana will make you ghey..


Explain WTF is going on?

 

you make a wish and then someone grants it, but with bad results, and they make a wish

 

granted with sudden onset lung cancer so you have to smoke it through a hole in your neck...

I wish I had a new lexus automobile

 

granted but you get it in the middle of the desert with no gas

i wish i had a new TV

 

granted . . . but it has no power cord


i wish i had a Gibson J45

 

granted but you cut of your fretting fingers cutting open the box it came in.


i wish i could fly