not going to lie

i am actually terrified about this whole flu thing...

feel free to slap me if you want

 

:nopity:fuck wrong with you?

 

I've been waiting for this day for YEARS!!!

In all seriousness. You're too stubborn to get killed by some swine flu. It'd have to AT LEAST be a silver bullet. Anything less would be uncivilized.

 

This swine flu is no different than any other flu. The regular flu kills approximately 36,000 people (according to "official" estimates) every year.

The only reason people are afraid of this bullshit swine flu is because the media is making them that way using their propaganda and fearmongering. Don't be so damn gullible. Seriously, don't be so weak-minded. There is nothing to worry about, other than what the government will do if they are able to get enough people believing in this LIE.

 

SLAP!

Slap!

Wtf are you scared of?

I was in Mexico the week this shit happened.

I was freaked for a few days until I learned it is about 3 days from exposure to getting it.

I was scared for nothing.

Media hype. Turn off that damn TV.

SLAP!

 

I have not left this chair in 3 days..the swine flu is stalking me like a thief in the night looking to devour me.

 

Hand sanitizer with your pulled pork, sir?

 

why yes..thank you for your kind hospitality

 

I had the flu but it wasnt Pig flu, So I jumped the fence on the farms and french kissed a whole bunch of pigs to see if I could pass it on to them..
now they are all sick with the squirrrel flu..

 

i like your style.:cheers2:

i had the fuck flu once. so i went to my neighbors, you know, the girl next door, and gave it to her...hard.

 

Careful...that shit might burn your weenkus.

 

does a cockslap count?

 

ha this is true. nothing can stop me!
i just hate throwing up, its one of my phobias

 

When I First Read This I Thought It Was A Joke...

BUT.....Having Known Orison, For Nearly Two Years,

Now I'm Not So Sure.....



Cheers Glen.

 

orison is a genius. a misunderstood genius.

 

It's mostly media hype at this point. I'm not letting the media dictate my worries. As it stands, I'm more likely to die from a homeless guy pushing me into the subway tracks than from the swan flong. Or so I think.

 

Why aren't you terrified of the regular flu then?

You are a million times more likely to get it...

 

As mentioned it's media hype.Nothing to fear but fear itself.Are you going to let an incompetent,shit stirring, media full of misinformation dictate how you feel?If thats the case don't watch it or view it.---You won't miss it,trust me.Matter of fact you'll probably be better off.--I've actually deleted all the 24 hour so-called news stations from my remote control a long time ago,and I'm happy I did it.

 

13,000 people have died in the US from Seasonal Flu since January 2009.

1 person has died in the US from Swine Flue since January 2009, from my latest knowledge.

 

Some kid was coughing at work today and it made me nervous, I'll admit. But not for swine flu, for any sickness, my next day off is Saturday and I don't want to get sick and have to miss hours for my fucking sweet paycheck, lol.