If it's shit it's because you've done something to anger him, perhaps you've recently disrespcted Mr Blobby or bludgeoned an infant to death?
I thought noel was all about the infant death? You mean I've just been pissing him off with my sacrifices?
Of course McLeod, you do realise that when they say the UK they mean the south-east of England? I remember when I lived in Edinburgh the BBC weatherman would come on and say "Phew, that was another scorcher wasn't it?" and I'd be thinking er no, not up here it wasn't.
Probably right. We just had hail storms about half an hour ago. It's nearly the middle of fucking may! Despite the odd few days we have had so far, there has always been this prevailing cold wind, no matter which direction it is coming from. I think this year is going to be worse than last year. I think our climate is really getting colder
