2 dollar bills

I want to go to the store to pick up some beer, but I don't have any cash on me, and I don't feel like driving out of the way to go to my bank's ATM (the ATM at the store charges a fee). I have some two dollar bills here, but with so many people being as dumb and borderline retarded as they are today, I am afraid some mental midget at the cash register will call the police and say I am trying to pass "fake" money. Am I just being paranoid? I thought I was, until I read this article.

 

just dont use that 3 dollar bill..that is surely to cause some trouble

 

that fucking sucks

i've never had any trouble using a $2 bill. i've used plenty of them over the years.

 

Technically they have to take them... I wouldn't worry about it.. so some idiot decides to give then 50+ of them.. a lot of people ... the cashiers put in their money to keep them theirselves

they are quite the printing masterpiece.. very detailed

 

that article is 3-4 years old...

 

I know it is. So? It doesn't mean people have gotten any smarter since 2005. If anything, they have gotten dumber.

 

you should have no problems. don't let your fears of a 2 dollar bills authenticity project onto the Ole store clerk.

 

Haha, I take two dollar bills at work when someone pays with them. They're legal tender.

 

I think the Susan B Anthony 1$ coin freaks them out more

 

Well, I know they're legal tender, but, believe it or not there are some idiots who have never seen them before.

 

you know the story behind the 2 dollar bill ... right?

 

I want to buy some more $2's.....

 

or the jfk 1/2 dollar!

 

The history, or the urban legend about them being associated with bad luck?

 

Here is another incident involving the non-acceptance of 2 dollar bills I just read about on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_two-dollar_bill

 

It got a bad name because at one time it was used to buy votes

 

Haven't heard from Matt in a while, should we be scared?

 

where have you been?

 

No, I used the money without any problem.

 

Hey Carl, it's 12:59 in the morning here. I am guessing it's around the same time in the afternoon where you are?