someone, anyone

tell me a secret.
anything.
anyone. any one.

 

So you can tell everyone else and make everyone else point and laugh at me and mock me and make me cry? You're a terrible person, you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

Kinky, I noticed you had some lyrics to "particle man" in your signature.
Good stuff.

 

I could tell you tons of secrets....but then I would have to kill you.

 

the world is a vampire

 

Santa Claus is your mom and dad!

 

I am your new mommy.

 

the tooth fairy is that creepy guy that sits on that park bench and watches kids get on the bus

 

darth vader is really elvis

 

Crap!

You people told him to much!

Now I am going to have to kill him.

 

LauraMay makes me wish I had long, blonde hair.

 

Elvis, AKA, Darth Vader lives in the crawl space under my parents' house. At least that's what I always thought as a little kid.

 

the easter bunny was a genetic experiment gone terribly wrong

 

I Don't Have Any Dark Secrets.......My Life Iz An "Open Book"....:Angel_anim:.



Cheers Glen.

 

Pi ends with the final 8 digits of 12122012 - thus equaling the last day of the world, at a grand total of 5,079,542,946 digits - thus equaling the exact age of the Universe.

 

dolphins will soon walk on land and murder your family

 

heres a secret.....tilted sig pics are kinda annoying LOL

 

Too true. Too true.