Mutant cockroaches

I saw one in my bathroom last night. I think a roach and a grasshopper had a lovechild and it winded up in my bathroom. I tried to take it out with the bathmat and it jumped at me

 

wow that would give me a heart attack. haha

 

I screamed

 

i recommend this big fucker...

smith and wesson 500 magnum

 

I think that I used to have the same things in my old house, they were freakiest looking things ever.

I still have no idea what the hell they were.

 

You mean this is too much?

 

not good enough...fifty cal or better...

 

Oh, I have so much to learn.......teach me?

 

im not a good teacher

 

fuck you too then. It's alright. I'll get over it....somehow*insert dramatic sigh*

 

It could be worse, it could be a camel spidy...

Example A:

 

all i know is this..."this is my rifle and the this is my gun!...this is for fighting and this is for fun!"

 

It's alright Jerry. I love you anyway

 

Ewwwwwww....it looks like my grandpa. If he were a camel spider.

 

He's a conjoined twin?

 

Yes. He was. Until he died.

 

Boric Acid Powder... It's good shit. I'm currently using it on my carpenter ant issue.

http://alsnetbiz.com/homeimprovement/boric_acid.html


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boric_acid

 

I thought it was one at first.

Also a camel spider isn't actually a spider it's a type of scorpion (or something. read it somewhere)

Now you know. And Knowing is half the battle...

 

A good sized boot can take care of them too, ya know if you don't want to deal with any chemicals.