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i've done that for years, after the toast pops up the circuit is broken and its safe to stick metal objects down there. but while it's cooking it's a different story

 

be a man, use your hand.

 

haha.

John belushi.

Why does everyone who makes me laugh die?

Uhg.

Animal house is awesome.

 

i love animal house. i just watched SNL Best of Belushi the other day and thought it was great. him and farley are my favorite snl cast members...really disappointing that they are dead.

 

3 dank ass strains in my possession.

 

Same.

Why did farley get into coke!?!? Dumbass... He was great.

 

Care to specify?

 

if im not mistaken both farley and belushi died at the same age the same way. im pretty sure it was a speedball of coke and heroin

 

UGH a massive millithousandpede just made an appearance in my kitchen.

i screamed and my dad was like WHATWHATSGOINGON! and i was like THERE'S A MASSIVE BUG IN THE HOUSE. and then he started bitching at me, killed it, and put it in the trash, and then continued to bitch at me.

i'm sorry that bugs stress me out. i've been scared of them ever since i can remember, which clearly means it's their fault since they did something was i was young and impressionable to make me scared of them.... or at least that's what i tell myself to make me feel less like a pussy

 

Yeah Nate, that one smoked great, but I still prefer the mango when it's at its prime.

 

those bugs creep the shit out of me, i wouldnt be happy if i saw one in my house

 

this weekend is going to suck, i don't get to sleep in AT ALL.

saturday i have that stupid SAT and sunday i work 9-4

OH and that new asshole manager didn't give me off for my birthday like i asked him to. i mean WTF i have this year and then next year to have a birthday dinner with my family before i'm off to college and that dickhole schedules me on that day even though i told him 2 weeks in advance? ****.

 

yeah i totally did my "OMG BUG!" dance when i saw it. this dance generally consists of me jumping up and down and then jittering my legs and pulling my arms in really tight and screaming some form of "MOOOOMMMM" or "HOWWWIEEEE" and then running away and hiding in a corner of another room.

i continue doing this dance while whoever wants to kill it kills it and sometimes i continue for several seconds even after they kill it.

it's pretty funny to watch, actually

 

that sucks. i usually try to take off for my birthday even though i dont go out ot dinner or anything...i just feel like i should have the day off haha. the sat isnt too bad, have you taken it before?

anyway, i cant wait for my weekend...new apt and dead concert

 

I can't belive bea arthur passed away

 

I hate math.

If I don't do the homework, I don't get enough practice, if I do the homework, it takes up a good hour or two of my day.

Then whenever I do tests, I fuck up some simple things, when I really know the math, and my math teacher thinks I'm a dumbass.

Math is just depressing

/rant

 

i feel ya cannabis.

 

My weekend is going to consist of sitting at home broker than hell.
I have 14 dollars to my name. but its cool, coz thats two six packs of beer, and a free ounce of weed. Im set.

 

ive always liked math...but i guess im weird haha

 

Math just doesn't come naturally to me.
If it just flowed, I wouldn't mind it, but it allows no creativity, you're just learning a bunch of different rules.

My idea of a party isn't to learn rules, lol

Anyways, now that I got that off my chest, time to get back to this fookin math homework. I daily get like 1 and a half hours worth of homework.