i know this isn't really funny, but ... ummm ... hahahahahahahahaha actually, i never did understand how you could run and not smoosh your balls between your legs. but that's what a jockstrap is for, i guess.
Wow. Nothing like this has ever happened to me. But my junk is small and doesn't hang low enough for me to sit on at any angle...
man im so glad i was born with a vagina.......guys privates seem like way to much to deal with all the time