How often do you give birth to an Englishman?

Ohh this thread was supposed to be comical?

 

Hmm. That website claims JK Rowling for Scotland, even though she was born and brought up in Gloucestershire and only moved to Edinburgh in her 30th year. And yet Sherlock Holmes and Peter Pan are "Scottish" creations, though their creators Conan Doyle and JM Barrie had long been resident in London.

 

idk lol

 

They can bloody have JK Rowling ifyaskme

 

No it's OK, you guys can have Rowling.

 

Lets agree to disagree.

In a scottish accent its pretty funny, but then so is everything else.

 

Oh I get it, it's comparing people from the country of England, to an actual piece of poo. Actual poo which is all brown and smelly and usually comes from the anal passage of an animal. And it's the comparison between those two things that makes it funny! That's genius.

 

Ohh, explaining the joke in precise detail as if you've just got it yourself, in an attempt to belittle the person who made the original joke. Way to go bro, you win at the internet.

pleasedon'thurtmeforthatiwasjusttryingtobefunny

 

That certainly told me! The concept of winning at the internet is so funny that it really deserves to be repeated as often as it is... I mean, you can't win at the internet! That's why it's so clever:tongue: Almost as good as "epic fail", another particular favourite...

 

Yeah well, you...um...I...uhh...I bet you...um...fuck off!

 

...and then I got OFF the bus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j9yBOXyPVc

 

Go 13, it's your birthday, gonna beat lith like it's your birthday! arty:

 

That entire thing actually reminded me of a part of Caucasian Chalk Circle.

 

Even the balloons? Were there balloons in the circle? Or funny shaped rocks that reminded you of balloons? Were these balloon rocks filled with oxygen or helium?
Ah, the mysteries of life...

 

Yes. Yes. No. Maybe. Indeed.

 

To OP: Every nine months.

Bit late..