What type would you prefer as your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend?

Humor is a must.
IF i were to ever be with anyone, option number two.
At the same time, I am too firey to be with someone too complacent.
I require a little bit of sass without the drama.
I get bored otherwise.


Smartassedness is a virtue I require. In everyone.
Humorous smartassedness. yes yes.

 

:seeya:

 

I'm happy for you

 

lol I'm not sure if this was sarcasm or what, but thank you. haha

Either way, anything's possible

 

Person number 2 by a long shot.

 

lol This post reminds me of the time you told me that you like to maintain a certain level of bullshitlessness. haha I'll never forget that word

 

hahaha I remember that too.
You cant avoid Bullshit man, but you can control the level of Bullshit you maintain in your life.
I likes it low.

 

Whatever
just wanna finally meet someone able to keep up...mentally and habit wise

 

Why thank you Brian!

 

I have no type, I love people for who they are.

If now i am presented with an option, I decide.

Love cannot be addressed hypothetically

 

Indeed! :cheers2:

 

i'm not picky. i'm just looking for an obese woman with kids who i can support financially in exchange for occasional handjobs.

 

Person 1 for short term....2 for long

 

#1 of course

first time she gets in a foul mood and gives me attitude...she will be getting choke slammed through a table

 

"No way dude....You see those shards rip through that bitches flesh? Epic Bro

 

i think the first one is me (without the part with the extremely beautiful, socially gifted bla bla), the second one is the boy i`m currently with and the boy i was with before him and probably the boy i`m going to be after the one i`m with now.
so..that answers your question!

 

Neither. I don't want drama in my relationship, and I couldn't handle someone who threatens to leave me every time there's a problem. But I also wouldn't want to be with someone I wasn't all that into.

 

Dunno.I'm person one-minus the intelligence and proper conversations.

yes but aren't most a mixture of these 2.(Or nice but mingingly ugly).

Not hypothetical tho.Its a decision most of us have at some point, in some way.

OK I could've had a good job.Good pay blah blah blah but it sort of wasn't in my "soul".I chose to be my own boss.It was hell on Earth for a while.But I'd rather that than living a life "not true to myself".

Yes I probabaly do have daft "rescuer" characteristics

On one hand,I need the passion, the feeling of a "one in a million".Someone unique and complex.

I'm normally really chilled socially.But I came from a family of constant hideous rowing.I'd be terrified of being resigned to that again forever.

But I sort of live life for the best moments.It needs to be "brilliant" ( or bad) rather than constantly "nice"/"ok".

PS Fitzy's right, I'd probably wind up on a matrimonial manslaughter charge...

Common sense *does* say avoid person one.
Maybe I don't have any...

 

You sound perfect