i might just be dumb enough...

to run for miss america...

 

Great another bulimic.

 

no.. i don't have an eating disorder... that may cost me the crown.

 

You should do it. Fame has drawbacks, however.

 

i would except they'd want me to wax my entire body and lube my teeth and wear high heels and a swimsuit and put on make-up and smile at assholes and pretend to be happy and stop eating and wear girly clothing and use evil zippers and talk to strangers and answer hard questions about nothing important like gay marriage and the economy and aids and world hunger and global warming..

 

^^^^ oh yea that's sound like fun.. sign me up... lol (if you can't tell I'm being sarcastic lol)

 

seriously.. what is not fun about taping your swimsuit to your ass so millions of people can look for pubs sticking out?

 

I've been Miss America, it's nothing special.

 

that explains the hair...

 

It sounds really worth it
Good luck.
Hope you win

 

THANKS! can you look and tell me if i need a brazilian wax?

 

they don't take ol' ladies with dirty feet and turkey necks.

 

now i'm going to go cry...

 

For sure!!

As long as you mention me in your winning speech

 

Someone's obviously jealous?

 

you should put 'brazilian wax inspector' on your profile now. if you do, your HF life will surely grow more interesting as a bonus.

 

LOL

I like that.

Occupation: Brazilian Wax Inspector

Definately more interesting than Waitress+Student

Yer a smart cookie

 

okay...

*fake cry, fake cry*

i'd like to thank all my friends, wally, freaky lady, lauramay, glenglen, jess, jess, jess, jess, skip, amanda, joe, kc, dave, brian, jim, bill, susan, paul, ben, sherri, jill, francis, jenny, that aussie guy, ryan, jerry, janja, bob, blue, cooper, sasha, mary, may, santa, bee, andy, lynsdey, aiden, bradley, carl, mannish, suzie, inga, olga, bertha, leopold, kaite, cate, jonny, holly, liam, elisa, alex, kristie, skyler, lily, christopher, dalia, mariah, worm, star, buddy, mister meowenstein, mufasa, slanket, chuck todd, emily, harry, hovercraft, peter, beyonce, hillary, iraq, and my kitty that i don't really have.

 

How long did that take to write out?

P.S Thanks

*inspects*

 

It's taken me a while to uncover the hidden meaning of this thread.