I hate Fridays

because I'm always in pain and end up taking muscle relaxers. Woo Hoo for pills that make me feel like shit the next day. Plus they make me sleep. Blegh I better go to bed before passing out at the desk. That's never comfortable.


I'm sure the rest of you love Fridays. Go ahead and gush over how great they are for you. I don't mind.

 

Awww... it's okay hun, if I was there I'd rub your back.

 

i hate fridays because i have no one to go out with

 

It's not Friday.

 

I might be having a muscle relaxer night as well, don't want to go out and spend money saving for a vacation and all. Why are you in so much pain Tree-Hugger?!

 

It is here...

 

It is here and that's all that matters.

Jess how is that even possible?

Other Jess....I've heard you use that as a way to rape your victims ass. I'm not falling for the back rub.

 

I clean my gramps' house every Friday. His furniture is really fucking heavy so my back hurts.

 

It took you 15 times before you learned your lesson?

How about one more for old times sake.

 

I have learnt my lesson. I now consider it to be Friday.

 

Sweet, I"m having a beer, would you like one.

...and a back rub.

 

I was horny and lonely before.....ok one last time.

 

Sweet!

I swear this time I won't sell the video on the internet again.

 

You have to left with your legs, dawg!

 

No, but I could do with a misbehave.

 

If you do you better give me some of the money.

 

it's possible because i have no friends in this town
and ex friends talk shit about me
fucking cunts
whatever

if i had a way to get to the bar i'd go by myself
men still like me

 

Pfft I push. I don't lift. Antique furniture is of the devil.

 

Think of the thigh workout your missing.

 

Hmm... Okay!

Well, why wouldn't I.