How often do you give birth to an Englishman?

Myself, usually once a day, sometimes more often if I have had a cooked breakfast that morning or pizza the night before.

 

Is this a euphemism for poo I've not heard before?

 

I think he means "how often do you give birth to a colonial convict?"

 

A poo you've not heard before?

 

Just a pile of it from RT that thinks he's funny,, hahaha. a cooked breakfast to him is picking his nose and eating it !!!!

Peace

 

Yes. I heard it in Scotland. Of all the places to hear such a thing!

 

Huh, we taught the Scots to speak English and all they can do with it is insult us.

 

People in Scotland speak English? I never noticed :leaving:

 

To be fair we didn't teach them terribly well...

 

Haha snap

 

:cheers2:

 

haha.. Brilliant.

 

About as brilliant as "go back to your penal colony, convict". Monty Python, Only Fools and Horses, The Office....you're probably the funniest country in the world, until we make fun of you and you never seem to have anything particularly sensible to respond with.

 

haha.. Psh, you forget the IT crowd and The Mighty Boosh.

 

Dont forget my favourite show ever....refer to sig.

 

Peep show?

I saw a bit of That Mitchell and Webb look yesterday. Awesome.

 

Yeah, peep show, I just watched the whole series on DVD and I loved it. I think it is because I am Jeremy in real life that I love it so much.

The Mitchell and Webb look is not bad. Black Books and Gavin and Stacey are some other good ones. The Royal Family is gold. :cheers2:

 

Yeah, we only went on to invent the television, the telephone, penicillin, bicycles, radar and whisky.

http://www.edinburgh-royalmile.com/famous-scots/scottish-inventions.html

 

It is not the country that invents things, but the one that uses these inventions to invade, conquer and exploit numerous races that is superior.

 

Or as brilliant as "how often do you give birth to an Englishman" ... national stereotypes and anatagonisms just aren't very funny...